silentbutgolden:

Its a strange feeling, knowing I make someone happy by being myself. Instead of making them hate my existence. Interesting contrast.

(via indigo-ranger)

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(via moonwalksaway)

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

(via moonwalksaway)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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(via moonwalksaway)

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

(via freshestblush)

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

(via beyoncescock)